Esther's Areolas

About the Book

Caricature.  Burlesque.  Parody.  Satire.  Wit.  Irony.  Sarcasm.  Travesty.

I told Job to examine ESTHER'S AREOLAS, but he didn't listen to me, and look what happened to him!

Those who say, "If you've seen one areola you've seen them all!" obviously haven't seen ESTHER'S AREOLAS yet!

ESTHER'S AREOLAS: perennials extraordinaire!                        

Testimonial: "I swore I'd never use the word God again and then little Johnny Rapp took me into the Men's Room and showed me ESTHER'S AREOLAS!" - Winston Myers, Syracuse, NY

A bore remains on the loose in our area, so make sure you have ESTHER'S AREOLAS with you at all times!

About the Author

LARRY RAPANT is a faculty member of Empire State College. He has published 3 books of poetry with small presses, and his work has appeared in many literary magazines. He says: "When Corny & Horny sit down together in the a.m., I am their conversation!"