Don't Take It Personal

About the Book

A humorous look at what it is really like to do the personals. These are the true experiences of 2 middle-aged divorced women who set out to meet the men of their dreams through placing ads in the personals.

About the Author

A humorous look at what it's really like to do the personals. ..."this guy ran out of here telling me I was much too old for him..." "We must really be dogs. We thought we were attractive...were we wrong! We've got to change our ads.” THEIR NEW ADS: 'I'm a below-average-looking divorced white female, in my forties... 5'2" short, with hair...I'm not bald yet. I have green eyes...they aren’t crossed. At least I have eyes! However, I do wear glasses. I am a medium build heading towards a big build...I don’t like to exercise, but I do love to watch TV! Please, if there is someone out there who is interested, please give me a call.' 'I'm a divorced black female in my late thirties...I have short black hair with no special style. I have a big nose... My skin is not smooth...So, if you’re in the market for a tall, big-nosed, bad-skinned woman, then I am the one. Call me. You will not be disappointed...did I mention I have really big feet…if you have a big foot fetish, I am your woman. I’m waiting for your call.'