Sex Letters to Mr. Anthony and Breakfast with the Wife Swappers

About the Book

This book contains 150 letters on practically every conceivable sexual subject imaginable form marrying a deceased lover to wedding a giant statue in a public square. Mr. Anthony gives each missive a witty and sarcastic wisecrack response. Each mailer writes two letters. Some of them are years and situations apart. There are sex letters from people all over the United States even one from a lowly, asexual amoeba to the spirit of a horny George Washington. In reading this hysterical collection, Mr. Anthony asks that you be completely nonjudgmental and to feel reassured that happiness is knowing that everyone else is miserable too. This play is a comedy about the wife swappers the-morning-after-night-before. One couple is seasoned at switching but it is the virgin experience for the other pair. Laughter reigns supreme throughout the entire hilarious two acts!

About the Author

Anthony Bellon taught in the New York City public school system for thirty-four years. He says that he was perfectly sane when he entered teaching but wound up genuinely discombobulated! His hobbies include water color painting, solving The N.Y Times crosswords and following Notre Dame football games. Mr. Anthony lives on Long Island with his Himalayan cat Muffi n. He has three children and two grandchildren.