“I’ve been ready to get married but I’m not going to just marry into just any situation,
You’re going to have to show me how you factor into this equation.
So will I, but can you pay attention and listen because I don’t need a woman that’s problematic,
I didn’t mind breaking a woman down with science so I for sure don’t mind providing the blueprint on how to avoid division, by using mathematics.
This isn’t just about you, this is about us, and the base of our relationship,
Since we’re talking numbers, let’s talk integrals, and how we can make this cash flip.
Effective communication isn’t a paradox when two people are on the same page,
We’re binomial coefficients who will decline irrational numbers, until we’re presented with perfect numbers for our financial plane.
Together, we will learn about natural numbers, negative numbers, self-digits, and the correlation it has that will determine our place value,
This arithmetic will set up future generations with the necessary knowledge on how to become a financial guru.
Don’t worry, we’ll probably have multiple kids so there’s always room for the distributive property,
Our kids will not be anything less than successful because “failures” are obsolete.
I know you need yOUR family to be financially stable before venturing off into other things,
I’ve studied the bell curve of black families and there’s upside to success, because of the continuity you and I will bring.
Clarification of real numbers will put an ease to anybody’s mental health,
You’ll always need a clear head in our relationship, so you’ll be able to coordinate the algorithm for our family’s wealth.
Because being a mother is your natural job as a nurturer, to model complex numbers, to our kids for linear regression,
And knowing the difference between dependence and independence will allow them to maintain an identity through progression.
Staying on our kids about linear equations will most likely keep them out of somebody’s prison series,
In order for our relationship to work, we must always keep the kids in mind, to better our probability theory.
Of course, we won’t overload them with sequences of rational numbers and leave them with an empty set from their childhood,
We will educate them, still allow them to be kids, so when they’re older, our lessons will be understood.
I don’t have to get into wills, trust funds, investments for them, because you already see the vision,
This is the formula for our relationship because baby we’re on a mission.
I lead—you follow, you lead I—follow, it doesn’t matter, we’re a team,
Because when you love someone, you’ll compromise the finite differences in order to live the dream.
We’re amicable numbers that will control our emotions, know our limits and respectfully know what lines not to cross,
Why cheat on you when I know how to love you properly and respect you as the boss.
How you walk in those heels, you dress so sophisticated, and I get chills when you talk about the associative property,
Even though we’re a machine together, I can’t help but adore how you teach analytic geometry, to help prevent others from systematic poverty.
We’re all about business but I don’t mind reminding you that the important dates in your life are set numbers,
I’ll never forget your birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, or just because days, my memory is impeccable, and it works wonders.
When we have a disagreement, I vow to never treat you like a congruence,
We’ll agree to disagree on any differential equation because our identity is positive influence.
Plus, disrespect is a slippery slope when we have self-similar symmetries,
How could we even function if I allowed myself to get on the element of iniquities.
Doesn’t matter what we’ve done in the past, eat up the present and the future because it’s pivotal for our digestion,
Eat healthy, workout, make healthy memories, so when the future opens a textbook, they’ll see our bijection.
I used to be family oriented until the day my mother died,
When I met you, you reintroduced me to the group theory and that is when my soul cried.
My soul cried because you exceeded the expected value and I wasn’t presented with Imaginary numbers as a prerogative,
What an addition we have been to each other lives and your authentic-ness have brought a whole new term to the word derivative.
For the past thirty years of my life, I was stuck learning geometry from miserables,
Then you introduced me to trigonometry, and you became my reciprocal.
I always said after the day we get married quite a few women may come after us,
You married the Smooth Operator so don’t be surprised when the rest of the female species come to you to learn calculus.
Cardinal Rule number 1 never allow someone else’s opinion to sway the facts you know about me,
That is when a decimal number is created, and you placed a point between thee.
No matter the group; whether it’s family or friends I must take action,
That is when I’d introduce you to the graph theory, so together, we’d be able to solve this fraction.
Because the sooner we find the root of the problem, the quicker we’d weed out exponentiation,
The busier we’re going against one another the more difficult it’s going to be to solve this cubic equation.
Sex can’t be the solution to all of our problems,
Our plan for complex situations will be named ‘Fourier Series’ because we will always find a way to solve them.
Because when you prove to someone that they’re worthy of being in your life that’s a different type of freedom,
Because this world is full of pretenders, better known as Axioms.
I’m not saying we won’t have problems because until death do us part we’re going to have to deal with continued fractions,
We are made for this, so during the circle of life, we’d give them their Pi in passing.
We will weather any storm and withstand rain and thunder,
We are the vector of multiplication that represents the epitome of prime numbers.
The only way we’ll be divided is if we allow it,
We won’t allow division in this relationship because we’re the matrix.
You know I don’t have many friends because I let go of most of them and focused on the chess board,
I’m no manipulator, but I appreciate you for taking the time out to check out the game and graph theories so we could be on one accord.
We’ve created our own family so we’re more…