SWOG

About the Book

Meet Henry Gallago, mild mannered school teacher from Swill Pail City Michigan. He´s buried alive and agreed to be so. How did a man who wanted to be another Moses end up in such a fix? Could his addiction to raisins have been the culprit, or has the aroma of what the locals call SWOG, a mixture of welding smoke and Pig stink which pervades the hamlet have affected poor Henry´s brain? Travel along with Henry as he runs a gauntlet of madcap adventures and zany characters on his quest for fame, fortune and love. Experience the RAPTURE at the Church Of The Never Empty Palm. Be on hand for Hog Slop Days, where the Homecoming Queen wears armor. Discover the pitfalls of Slob Snatching, a business specializing in kidnapping fat women. Attend a wedding where the bride is deceased. Learn how Henry´s procrastination leades to a disaster of epic proportions and how his being middle aged crazy plays a big part in his being buried alive. Whether you laugh, cry or swear as you read this little tongue in cheek narrative, you will never be the same.

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