Dammit Dixie Dan

About the Book

Out of the smoldering ashes of The South during the last daze of the Civil War there was no food,shelter,livestock,crops,everything was picked clean by the Yankee carpetbaggers..complete devastation,despair,damnation.. Out of this there was a woman and her son who swore and cursed God for this destruction of her South.. She swore to all the Devils in dark regions of Hell. She would never starve or her son would never starve again.. She picked up an axe and threw it at Carpetbagger and she and her son cooked and consumed his charred remains...so began the tale of her son DAMMIT DIXIE DAN Son Of Bee Zelbubba!!! A Dark Satirical Campy Horror flick about the Father of Southern Redneck Hellbilly Sic-Hic Crazze Azz Crackuh Cannibals.. His Family of syco hellbilly cannibals that roam the hi-ways,bi-ways,back roads from Texas-North Carolina in search of Lost wayward Damn Yankee Tourist,Yuppies,Young Republicans,and lost souls stuck on the dark back roads.. BEWARE,BEWARE My Friends..Ole Dan and his Clan will be waiting for you...you just might be tomorrows blue plate special served with collards,cornbread,slaw,and tall tall cool glass of sweet tea!!! Ole Dan has a roadside Stand and is known worldwide for his specially selected country cured smoked meats,beef jerky,steaks,ribs,tenderloin..everyone knows about his tasty meats..one little detail they do not know...the meat is HUMAN!!!! Yeeee Hiiiii y´all Come on down South and get lost on the backroads..hee hee hee we will be waiting for you!!!! ALL proceeds from the sale of this books ALL future books from Christopher C Finch go to C-Fu Foundation of the Arts 501(c) Org Showcase,Help,Mentor,Teach,Promote Talented Autistic children/adults. Please Support our Cause.Thank You and help mentor an autistic child and adult

About the Author

Christopher C Finch Is the Author of many self published books Including His Xlbris Book DAMMIT DIXIE DAN:SON OF BEEZELBUBBA A Screen Pay of The Cult Classic now in post Production. Soon To Be Released Film. Chris C Finch is Actor,Godfathers Of Guerilla Film Makers Zero Budget Film Making using inovative Imagineering and Pioneered many tecniques used today by Indie Film Makers. Chris has also Been Called The Godfather Of Lost Souls. His Carolina Atlantic Paranormal Society est 1972 is one of the worlds woldest active Paranormal Research n Ghost Hunter Societys On The Planet! Chris does Para-Historian,Para-Detective A Serious Investigator Who has Pioneered the Science of Paranrmal Investigation!! Chris does Zero Budget Campy Horror Films etc including such classics as DAMMIT DIXIE DAN{SON OF BEEZELBUBBA,REDNECK ZOMBIES ON RAMPAGE,REDNEK SAMYRAI,ATTACK OF KILLER KUDZU,CAPTAIN SINSBAD N HIS SHIP OF DEAD A*S ZOMBIES,MANY MORE. Chris also shoots stock footage nature clips etc plus concert footage some of his footage includes Randy Rhoads last performances etc. Chris Worked As Roadie for AC/DC to ZZ Top as well as promotor festival organizer benefit concerts currently markets promotes bands artists worldwide. Chris has a Non Profit Org C FU FOUNDATION OF THE ARTS. Tax Deductible. Mission Of ths Org Is To Establish Worldwide Media Centers For Autistic Children etc. Lobby and Make it Federal Mandate for ALL Autistic Children be taught Art Therapy n Music Therapy in public private schools. Proceeds from the sale of Chris Books go to his Org. PLEASE DONATE. Send Donations to c_fu_foundation@yahoo.com PAYPAL ADDY Chris can be reached at: c_fu_casting@yahoo.com