Ramblings of a Twisted Mind

About the Book

What if I created a fantasy world and somehow it came to life. And what if that world had powerful beings calling themselves gods. Now imagine if those so called gods came to this world and chose to help me. What follows is the fi ctional account of what would happen to me and the people around me. Come and enjoy the ride in my roller coaster of a mind. “What the hell was that,” Kelly asks. “I kissed her,” I say. “That was not a kiss that was intercourse with your cloths on,” she accuses.

About the Author

Lance Neumann lives in Arizona with his cat Kimara. He enjoys writing for the joy of it and hopes you will all enjoy it as well. He is and always will be a five-year-old at heart. Never grow up. His picture shows who he is inside and he hopes you all will let that part of yourself out from time to time to play and enjoy the world like it was meant to be.