If It's Not One Thing, It's Another Murder

About the Book

A man in the federal witness protection program is killed in a hit-and-run accident. The FBI believes the Mob did it. Detective Patrick Delaney, engaged to Emily Peterson, runner-up in the Alice in Dairyland Beauty Contest, isn’t so sure. A corrupt coach and a song-and-dance man wannabe from LA team up to undo a blackmailer. Their nincompoopery awakens a sleeper cell of bioterrorists; but not to worry. Detective Delaney and Professor Myron Willgrubs, with help from a mean Holstein bull, team up to catch the bad guys and solve the hit-and-run mystery.

About the Author

Peter Helmberger was born in Perham, Minnesota. He has B.S. and M.S. degrees from the University of Minnesota and a Ph.D. from the University of California-Berkeley. He has served on the faculties of Pennsylvania State University, the University of California-Berkeley, and the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Now a professor emeritus at the University of Wisconsin, he has launched a wildly successful second career, writing comic novels that earn royalties in the tens of dollars annually.