About the Book

HORRIFIC LITTLE BOOK

Purported to be the handbook to a computer program on how to reach the Dead. No CDs included. This strange manual reveals how computers can mimic death and provide an avenue to the Great Beyond. Makes the movie White Noise look like a walk in the graveyard on a sunny day! Beetlejuice? child´s play!

From manual: "NecroSERV is a service takes the limits of your time. Death usually is off-putting, but NecroSERV clicks you into a world of excitement and fun. Contact the Dead. Death is often hard to accept. NecroSERV is at your fingertips..."

107 pp. Edited by the notorious Mal Tempo. Available on bn.com and amazon.com

No one seriously expects a computer to mimic Death, but every aficionado of computers knows that it can prove to be as compatible to Death as any other experience. Our service is the most advanced means of understanding Death. When you put a computer program on to Death, you enhance the computer and allow it complete latitude to do the work it was invented to fulfill.

Death puts limits on our time; NecroServ(tm) takes the limits off your time. Death´s icons are frightening and off-putting; NecroServ´s icons click you into a world of excitement and fun. Death provides no answers; NecroServ contains all the answers you wa t, if only you will seek them. Death seems useless; NecroServ is there to be used as you want. Death is hard to accept; NecroServ is at your fingertips.

Only once in a lifetime does such an opportunity present itself: yes, now, thanks to the wonderful folks at NecroServ whose spirit rivals that of the mummifiers of ancient Egypt, you can experience death before your time arrives. You may now beat the Grim Reaper to the punch. With the advent of the twenty-first century, everyone and anyone who yearns to solve the mystery of the Great Beyond will have the means to reach it by the computer technology in their home. This handbook has been compiled to accompany those who have purchased the new NecroServ software program. We strongly urge you to read the guidelines carefully, as we cannot guarantee that the Vast Unknown is fully knowable. Researchers at NecroServ continue to update the baseline of statistics as each user reports his personal experience. We caution you to read this book and learn its rules. Keep it handy whenever you embark on the journey to the netherworlds. Life may be tenuous, but death on NecroServ could prove to be final to the immoderate, the careless, the prideful, the fearful, and the unjust. With that in mind, you are now ready for the event of a lifetime: a trip on your personal computer with the aid of our software. You are about to tour the last frontier. Congratulations, and may the spirit always be at your back! Malachus Tempo Founder and Chief Executive Officer, NecroServ, Inc.

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

Cover Image "Day of Dead" by William Cate
Photograph of Mal Tempo by Nicholas J. Krach