The Compassionate Republican's Guide To Mastering The Art Of Human Cookery
The Art of Human Cookery
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Finally, the book that will please Hannibal Lecter is available to the public. Aside from being gastronomical, it is intelligent with genuinely satirical and humorous implications. Robert Lesser’s new book, The Compassionate Republican’s Guide to Mastering the Art of Human Cookery, smacks of politically incorrect humor hurled at all-Republicans, Democrats, liberals, conservatives, women, men, family values, the whole nine yards. Or make it ten.
Now you are probably asking how on earth the book will please dear old Hannibal, tick off people from the whole gamut of society, and amuse your brains. Simple. From the kitchen of La Cuisine Humaine, The Compassionate Republican’s Guide presents recipes for sumptuous dishes such as Republican Rump Roast, Wrong Headed Liberal Stew, An Undeserving Poor Backyard Barbecue, Boiled Teenage Hollywood Shopping Girl, and Enron Bosses Golden Stew. And if these are not enough, it also dishes out tips on how to hunt for juicy game and the proper selection of political meats.
With his wild, nasty, and acerbic brand of humor, Lesser sets a new standard for political incorrectness. Through comic exaggeration, he offers the bored unwashed a potent antidote to the grim evening news on TV and the grimmer realities of human existence. The Compassionate Republican’s Guide to Mastering the Art of Human Cookery provides not only a brilliant attempt at humor but also a chance to laugh at life’s inalienable truths.
New York, NY – (May 19, 2004) – Finally, the book that will please Hannibal Lecter is available to the public. Aside from being gastronomical, it is intelligent with genuinely satirical and humorous implications. Robert Lesser’s new book, The Compassionate Republican’s Guide to Mastering the Art of Human Cookery, smacks of politically incorrect humor hurled at all—Republicans, Democrats, liberals, conservatives, women, men, family values, the whole nine yards. Or make it ten.
Now you are probably asking how on earth the book will please dear old Hannibal, tick off people from the whole gamut of society, and amuse your brains. Simple. From the kitchen of La Cuisine Humaine, The Compassionate Republican’s Guide presents recipes for sumptuous dishes such as Republican Rump Roast, Wrong Headed Liberal Stew, An Undeserving Poor Backyard Barbecue, Boiled Teenage Hollywood Shopping Girl, and Enron Bosses Golden Stew. And if these are not enough, it also dishes out tips on how to hunt for juicy game and the proper selection of political meats.
With his wild, nasty, and acerbic brand of humor, Lesser sets a new standard for political incorrectness. Through comic exaggeration, he offers the bored unwashed a potent antidote to the grim evening news on TV and the grimmer realities of human existence. The Compassionate Republican’s Guide to Mastering the Art of Human Cookery provides not only a brilliant attempt at humor but also a chance to laugh at life’s inalienable truths.
About the Author
Robert Lesser is a graduate of the University of Mars where he obtained a bachelor’s degree in Earth studies. Currently he is the senior correspondent for the Martian Chronicles, contributing a weekly column on Human Affairs. His first introduction was a forced landing in Roswell, New Mexico, in 1946 on board a flying saucer that had been damaged by a small meteorite. He was awarded the Martian Congressional Medal of Honor for piloting his cracked saucer to a safe landing saving his entire crew and passengers. Since all Martians have the ability to become invisible the request for complete secrecy from the U.S. Air Force Generals and the Tri-Lateral Commission was easily obtained and remains effective to this day as we walk among you.
About the Author
Robert Lesser is…several Robert Lessers. First, a playwright of twelve plays who believes in the insertion of dramatic poetry back into drama. The great Greek and Elizabethan dramatists used it. Why not now, again in hard, pulpy street language written to make the hair on the back of you neck stand up? Second, a humorist having written three novels of political and social satire who believes that the two feet comedy stands on are invention and exaggeration. Invented, funny and the original characters you’ve never met and never will (Dickens and Waugh) exaggerate to the point of absurdity…then laughter. Third, caught and tangled up tight in the spider web of collecting: the author of two popular books on Popular Culture and numerous articles. His collections have been exhibited at the Brooklyn Museum of Art and the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. Life? Very fast! Teenager into the Air force into the University of Chicago B.A., M.A. worked in their Institute for Nuclear Studies into the business world, made money, out of the business world, retired, writing full time… Along the way many lovely women were very kind to him. His life motto in Latin: NILS DESPERANDUM…NEVER DESPAIR.